Thursday, November 24, 2011

Bye Bye Beardie

Ryan grew himself a pretty impressive beard. At first, it was because he didn’t want to shave as long as his St. Louis Cardinals remained in the baseball playoffs. Then after they won the World Series (yay, Cardinals!) he kept it because my mom hates beards. Beckie: “What is that thing on your face?!” and “Wash your face before you come over to my house.” Exactly the response Ryan was looking for. He laughed for days.

When he finally did shave, he did it in stages. I wouldn’t have dated any of these men had they shown up at my door 5 1/2 years ago:

Mountain Man


Redneck


Crazy Motorcycle Man


Bad Cop/Good Cop


Ummm… No


Ah, there’s the husband that I know and love

2 comments:

Kathryn said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That made my night. I can't decide which one is my fav....either bad cop or the pornstache....its a toss up!

heidivee said...

Oh my gosh, I am totally lol'ing right now. That. Is. Awesome.